bigbadbrother
10-31-2013, 02:52 AM
What did the French fries dress up as for Halloween?
-Masked potatoes.
How do you fix a jack o’ lantern?
-With a pumpkin patch.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
-I’d like a beer and a mop.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
-Boo-ties.
What do little ghosts drink?
-Evaporated milk.
What do you call a little monster’s parents?
-Mummy and Deady.
What do you call dead cows that reincarnate?
-Zombeef.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
-Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
-Bamboo.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
-Pumpkin pi.
What does a skeleton order at Salt Lick?
-Spare ribs.
What goes “Ha-ha-ha…THUD!”?
-A monster laughing his head off.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
-Spelling.
What instrument do skeletons play?
-Trom-BONE.
-Masked potatoes.
How do you fix a jack o’ lantern?
-With a pumpkin patch.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
-I’d like a beer and a mop.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
-Boo-ties.
What do little ghosts drink?
-Evaporated milk.
What do you call a little monster’s parents?
-Mummy and Deady.
What do you call dead cows that reincarnate?
-Zombeef.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
-Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
-Bamboo.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
-Pumpkin pi.
What does a skeleton order at Salt Lick?
-Spare ribs.
What goes “Ha-ha-ha…THUD!”?
-A monster laughing his head off.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
-Spelling.
What instrument do skeletons play?
-Trom-BONE.