Confucius Says

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Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you;
but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Confucius Say: A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in,
you take it out,
and you lose interest.

Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland...
A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say: A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.