bigbadbrother
11-11-2013, 04:10 PM
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. And, unfortunately, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
He asked, "Are you having it catered?"
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
And always REMEMBER this:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing...
But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. And, unfortunately, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
He asked, "Are you having it catered?"
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
And always REMEMBER this:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing...