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bigbadbrother
12-11-2013, 03:29 AM
A guy asked a girl in a university library:

"Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied with a loud voice:

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy;

he was truly embarrassed. m
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice:

"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear:

"I study law, and I know how to screw people".