bigbadbrother
12-16-2013, 05:27 PM
Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed.
Q. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
A. They both drop their needles.
Q. What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night.
Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!
Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. A snow ball.
A. The ghost of Christmas passed.
Q. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
A. They both drop their needles.
Q. What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night.
Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!
Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. A snow ball.