Nostradamus
12-23-2013, 03:39 PM
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're justlike Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all thetime. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that toFrank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have wonthe Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an operabaritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him playthe piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more”. He had a memory like a computer. Heremembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order,and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything---. Not like me -Ichange a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could doeverything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoidtraffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, henever made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feelgood. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothingwas always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! Inever knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to FrankFeldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie : "Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married hiswife."
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're justlike Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all thetime. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that toFrank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have wonthe Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an operabaritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him playthe piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more”. He had a memory like a computer. Heremembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order,and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything---. Not like me -Ichange a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could doeverything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoidtraffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, henever made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feelgood. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothingwas always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! Inever knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to FrankFeldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie : "Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married hiswife."