01FLTR
01-03-2014, 06:16 AM
A lawyer was driving his BMW down the highway, singing to himself, " I love my BMW, I love my BMW, I love my BMW". Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashes into a tree. He miraculously survives, but his car was totaled. "My BMW, MY BMW" he sobbed. A good Samaritan drives by and cry's out , sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my God your left arm is gone!! The lawyer horrified screams , "My Rolex, My Rolex!!!!"