The Pastor's Ass

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The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The
Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another
race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor
to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a
Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for
$10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it
could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE..


The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the
story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.