chicot60
02-04-2014, 12:29 PM
After a few beers last night I staggered home feeling horny:
"How long have you been in?" asked the wife.
"About 5 minutes" I said.
"Why didn't you wake me?" she moaned.
I said, "because you'd have said no."
3 guys are sitting in a pub.
First guy: 'my wife is so frigid, when I put an ice cube in her belly button, after a day it's still frozen'
Second guy: 'That's nothing. When I poor water in her belly button, after a day it's still frozen'
Third guy: 'Hear this: when my wife spreads her legs, the central heating system switches on!'
"How long have you been in?" asked the wife.
"About 5 minutes" I said.
"Why didn't you wake me?" she moaned.
I said, "because you'd have said no."
3 guys are sitting in a pub.
First guy: 'my wife is so frigid, when I put an ice cube in her belly button, after a day it's still frozen'
Second guy: 'That's nothing. When I poor water in her belly button, after a day it's still frozen'
Third guy: 'Hear this: when my wife spreads her legs, the central heating system switches on!'