Angel Eyes
02-05-2014, 01:42 AM
After years of flirting a man and a woman in an old people's home agree to make love. Impatient for his first bit of action in decades, the man is anxious to go down on her. However, after just a few seconds of muff-diving the geriatric bird, he reappears saying 'Sorry love, but the smell is just too bad’. 'Oh dear,' she says, 'it must be the arthritis'.
'Arthritis of the front bottom? he asks with disbelief. Are you sure? And surely arthritis doesn't smell?'
Setting him straight, she says: 'No darling, the arthritis is in my shoulder. I can’t wipe my arse'.:tehe:
'Arthritis of the front bottom? he asks with disbelief. Are you sure? And surely arthritis doesn't smell?'
Setting him straight, she says: 'No darling, the arthritis is in my shoulder. I can’t wipe my arse'.:tehe: