networkguru
02-17-2010, 04:56 AM
Lady wakes up about 2 in the morning and notices her husband is not in the bed. She get up walks downstairs,and fixes coffee,and saw her husband setting at the kitchen table crying. She ask him if he wanted to talk about it ? Remember how we use to make out in the car in front of your house before we got married? Yes,the wife replied! Remember,the night we were making out,and your Dad caught us,and shoved a doubled shotgun in my face,and said there was going to be a wedding,or I was going to spend the next 20 years in jail? Yes, the wife replied,but why are you crying? The husband replied: I would have gotten out of jail today!:yes: