Monday moaners......

[chicot60]

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!

Doctor: I am, bit by bit.

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

[bigbadbrother]

Another Monday Moaner

Several women shared an apartment and didn't get along. The constantly argued over utilities, cleaning responsibilities, food

Eventually, they ended up in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having.The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest plaintiff first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.