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Angel Eyes
03-05-2014, 11:42 PM
Only in Ireland... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Ireland... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadols, etc, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Ireland.. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET Coke.
Only in Ireland.. do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.
?where?? ... can you fail your driving test and drive home!
?where??. do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.
?where??... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
?where??.. do we use 'Politics' to describe the process of government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".
??where??.. do we live by the saying "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor".
Stand Proud!!