chicot60
03-08-2014, 12:51 PM
A woman married and had 7 children, and then her husband
died.
She remarried and had 5 more.
Again, her husband died.
She married for the third time and had 3 more children.
Alas, she finally died leaving behind her 15 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the
Lord above and thanked Him for this loving woman who
fulfilled his commandment to 'Go forth and multiply'.
In his eulogy the preacher said, 'Lord, they are finally
together'.
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked
'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The neighbor replied, 'I think he means her legs'.
died.
She remarried and had 5 more.
Again, her husband died.
She married for the third time and had 3 more children.
Alas, she finally died leaving behind her 15 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the
Lord above and thanked Him for this loving woman who
fulfilled his commandment to 'Go forth and multiply'.
In his eulogy the preacher said, 'Lord, they are finally
together'.
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked
'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The neighbor replied, 'I think he means her legs'.