Saturday night in Austin

[bigbadbrother]

I was in an Austin bar last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl from Bastrop came up to me, squeezed my arse and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."

http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q712/bigbadbrother/download_zpsa5bbb469.jpg

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

I'm safe as I gave her TurboPirate's name and phone number..

[hedley]

I happen to know that she was Miss Bastrop 2013, we drink a lot of shine in the Bastrop area. Whoop!

[bigbadbrother]

She is hot but you should see her sister. WOW like dang.