This one can't wait for monday, it's bad, really bad

[bigbadbrother]

Something we all need to do is smile and know this.....................


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars
of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was
to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New
York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise
ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make
it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of
Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its
delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great,
that they declared a National Day of Mourning.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known,
of course, as -


Sinko De Mayo.


WHAT ???
You expected something educational from me?

[Terryl]

Not true about the iceberg, everyone knows that I accidentally sunk the Titanic with my beer over the internet experiments, I accidentally transported a large section out of the bottom of the ship, it wound up on the dark side of the Moon.

It's now the largest beer can in history, (43 feet tall and 19 feet in diameter, a bit larger then a bladder buster) they will find it around march 23rd in the year 2135, the beer in it may still be good as it's in the shadows.