ultraman69er
04-28-2014, 09:30 PM
Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He stopped a man on the street, saying to him: "Here, friend, take a drink outta my jug."
The man protested, saying he never drank.
Unimpressed, the hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: "Drink!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "God! That's awful stuff!"
"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly. "Now here, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig."
The man protested, saying he never drank.
Unimpressed, the hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: "Drink!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "God! That's awful stuff!"
"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly. "Now here, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig."