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05-05-2014, 03:08 AM
The 2014 WWE Extreme Rules pre-show kicks off with Josh Mathews, Booker T, Alex Riley and special guest Sheamus. We see fans filing into the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The fans in the arena are already chanting "yes!" Sheamus says this is one of his favorite pay-per-views of the year. Mathews hypes the first-ever WeeLC Match. Riley predicts Hornswoggle win, Booker goes with El Torito and Sheamus picks Hornswoggle as well. Mathews also hypes tonight's main event. We see what happened with Kane, Daniel Bryan, and Brie Bella on RAW.
- The panel talks about Kane vs. Daniel Bryan. Sheamus and Booker agree that having Brie out there is a distraction. We see El Torito backstage warming up with Los Matadores. We also see Hornswoggle getting ready with 3MB. The panel talks about John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt and we get a video package for that match. The panel talks more about the match before we go to JBL, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler at ringside. There's also a mini-version of Lawler, JBL and Cole at a mini announcers table.
WeeLC Match: El Torito vs. Hornswoggle
We go to the ring and there's a mini ring announcer and a mini referee also. Out first comes El Torito with Los Matadores. The mini versions of Cole, JBL and Lawler are actually doing some commentary. Hornswoggle is out next with 3MB.
They lock up and go at it. Torito with a hurricanrana that sends Hornswoggle out of the ring. Torito leaps out onto Hornswoggle and 3MB. They do some comedy until Torito brings a steel chair from under the ring. He just throws it. He pulls out a mini chair and uses it to jump into a headstand on the corner followed by a Bronco Buster. Jinder Mahal gets involved and the referee gets hit. Hornswoggle accidentally crotches Jinder. Torito sends Jinder out of the ring. Fans chant for tables. Hornswoggle clotheslines Torito. 3MB hand Hornswoggle a mini ladder but he tosses it. He gets a bigger mini ladder and climbs up. Hornswoggle goes for a splash but Torito moves. Torito with a roll up for 2. We go to promos.
We come back. During the break, one of the Matadores got backdropped through a mini table on the floor. Hornswoggle keeps control in the ring now. He hits Rolling Thunder on top of a chair. Hornswoggle slams Torito on the floor and tears apart the mini announce table. Hornswoggle puts Torito on top of the table, goes back to the apron and then splashes Torito through it. The crowd pops. A "this is awesome" chant starts up as 3MB check on Hornswoggle. Matadores are still down on the floor as 3MB helps Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle with a chair shot on Torito. Hornswoggle accidentally knocks Heath Slater from the apron through a mini table on the floor. Matadores stop Jinder and Drew McIntyre from helping Hornswoggle put Torito through a table. Torito knocks himself, Matadores and Jinder through ladders and tables on the floor. Hornswoggle puts Torito on a table on the floor. Drew runs the ropes and leaps out but Torito moves and Drew crashes through the table. Torito with a chair to Hornswoggle's face. Torito takes down Slater. Torito springboards in and puts Hornswoggle through a table for the pin.
Winner: El Torito
- After the match, the mini announcers lead us to replays.
- Byron Saxton is backstage with Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Zeb rips on Rob Van Dam, Cesaro and Paul Heyman. Zeb says Swagger is a Real American and has everything it takes to win. He rips New Jersey and salutes.
- The panel talks more about tonight's card. We get a video for Evolution vs. The Shield. The panel talks more about the match and that's it for the pre-show.
- The 2014 WWE Extreme Rules pay-per-view kicks off with a video package for Evolution vs. The Shield, Kane vs. Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena. We're live from the Izod Center in East Rutherford as the pyro goes off and Michael Cole welcomes us to Extreme Rules.
Triple Threat Elimination Match: Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro vs. Jack Swagger
We go to the ring and out first comes Rob Van Dam to a big pop. Lilian Garcia does the introductions. Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger are out next followed by Cesaro and Paul Heyman.
Heyman cuts a promo on the stage and says WWE only does it right one night year. He baits the fans and starts bragging about Brock Lesnar ending The Streak. Heyman then praises Cesaro and introduces him as they head to the ring. The bell rings and they all start going at it. RVD fights them both off but they double team him. Cesaro kicks and uppercuts Swagger. Cesaro with more uppercuts. Swagger with a big powerslam on Cesaro. RVD with forearms on Swagger. RVD nails a thrust kick. RVD catapults Cesaro out of the corner and on top of Swagger. Fans pop for RVD as he covers Swagger for 2.
More back and forth. Cesaro catches a RVD crossbody but Swagger boots them both to the mat. Swagger with a 2 count. Swagger brings RVD back in from the floor and hits him with knees in the corner. RVD back drops Swagger to the floor. Cesaro backdrops RVD to the floor but RVD hangs on and powerbombs Cesaro on the floor. RVD gets up but Swagger runs over him with a clothesline. Swagger brings RVD back in the ring for a 2 count. Swagger slams RVD on the back of his head for another close 2 count. Swagger with another slam. Swagger nails a Swagger Bomb but RVD kicks out at 2. Cesaro runs in and drops Swagger. Cesaro hits the Cesaro Swing.
RVD breaks up the Swing and covers Cesaro for 2. RVD goes to the top. Swagger runs up and slams him on his face. Swagger with the Patriot Lock. RVD rolls through and kicks Swagger. Cesaro with a springboard uppercut on Swagger, breaking the other struggle. Swagger and Cesaro go at it now. Cesaro stands on the second rope and superplexes Swagger from the apron. RVD nails a Fivestar Frogsplash and steals the pin on Swagger. There was some confusion at first about if he was pinned or not but Swagger is eliminated.
Cesaro with 3 gutwrench slams for a 2 count. Fans chant for Cesaro as Heyman cheers him on. More back and forth. Cesaro blocks a kick and nails a German for 2. RVD goes to the floor but Cesaro leaps off the ring and decks him. Cesaro tosses RVD hard into the fan barrier. Cesaro climbs up on the barrier but RVD takes his leg out. RVD goes to the apron and leaps all the way out, nailing a kick across the back of Cesaro's neck. A big "ECW" chant starts. RVD goes back in and poses. Cesaro comes in and RVD nails Rolling Thunder for a 2 count. RVD nails a split legged moonsault for another 2 count.
RVD brings a trash can from under the ring but Cesaro baseball slides it into him. Fans chant for tables. Cesaro brings RVD back in and grabs the trash can. RVD blocks it and takes him down with a scissors for 2. RVD tosses the can and kicks it into Cesaro's head. RVD puts the can on top of Cesaro. He goes to the top for a Fivestar but Cesaro moves. Cesaro hits a Neutralizer on top of the can for the win.
Winner: Cesaro
- The panel talks about Kane vs. Daniel Bryan. Sheamus and Booker agree that having Brie out there is a distraction. We see El Torito backstage warming up with Los Matadores. We also see Hornswoggle getting ready with 3MB. The panel talks about John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt and we get a video package for that match. The panel talks more about the match before we go to JBL, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler at ringside. There's also a mini-version of Lawler, JBL and Cole at a mini announcers table.
WeeLC Match: El Torito vs. Hornswoggle
We go to the ring and there's a mini ring announcer and a mini referee also. Out first comes El Torito with Los Matadores. The mini versions of Cole, JBL and Lawler are actually doing some commentary. Hornswoggle is out next with 3MB.
They lock up and go at it. Torito with a hurricanrana that sends Hornswoggle out of the ring. Torito leaps out onto Hornswoggle and 3MB. They do some comedy until Torito brings a steel chair from under the ring. He just throws it. He pulls out a mini chair and uses it to jump into a headstand on the corner followed by a Bronco Buster. Jinder Mahal gets involved and the referee gets hit. Hornswoggle accidentally crotches Jinder. Torito sends Jinder out of the ring. Fans chant for tables. Hornswoggle clotheslines Torito. 3MB hand Hornswoggle a mini ladder but he tosses it. He gets a bigger mini ladder and climbs up. Hornswoggle goes for a splash but Torito moves. Torito with a roll up for 2. We go to promos.
We come back. During the break, one of the Matadores got backdropped through a mini table on the floor. Hornswoggle keeps control in the ring now. He hits Rolling Thunder on top of a chair. Hornswoggle slams Torito on the floor and tears apart the mini announce table. Hornswoggle puts Torito on top of the table, goes back to the apron and then splashes Torito through it. The crowd pops. A "this is awesome" chant starts up as 3MB check on Hornswoggle. Matadores are still down on the floor as 3MB helps Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle with a chair shot on Torito. Hornswoggle accidentally knocks Heath Slater from the apron through a mini table on the floor. Matadores stop Jinder and Drew McIntyre from helping Hornswoggle put Torito through a table. Torito knocks himself, Matadores and Jinder through ladders and tables on the floor. Hornswoggle puts Torito on a table on the floor. Drew runs the ropes and leaps out but Torito moves and Drew crashes through the table. Torito with a chair to Hornswoggle's face. Torito takes down Slater. Torito springboards in and puts Hornswoggle through a table for the pin.
Winner: El Torito
- After the match, the mini announcers lead us to replays.
- Byron Saxton is backstage with Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Zeb rips on Rob Van Dam, Cesaro and Paul Heyman. Zeb says Swagger is a Real American and has everything it takes to win. He rips New Jersey and salutes.
- The panel talks more about tonight's card. We get a video for Evolution vs. The Shield. The panel talks more about the match and that's it for the pre-show.
- The 2014 WWE Extreme Rules pay-per-view kicks off with a video package for Evolution vs. The Shield, Kane vs. Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena. We're live from the Izod Center in East Rutherford as the pyro goes off and Michael Cole welcomes us to Extreme Rules.
Triple Threat Elimination Match: Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro vs. Jack Swagger
We go to the ring and out first comes Rob Van Dam to a big pop. Lilian Garcia does the introductions. Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger are out next followed by Cesaro and Paul Heyman.
Heyman cuts a promo on the stage and says WWE only does it right one night year. He baits the fans and starts bragging about Brock Lesnar ending The Streak. Heyman then praises Cesaro and introduces him as they head to the ring. The bell rings and they all start going at it. RVD fights them both off but they double team him. Cesaro kicks and uppercuts Swagger. Cesaro with more uppercuts. Swagger with a big powerslam on Cesaro. RVD with forearms on Swagger. RVD nails a thrust kick. RVD catapults Cesaro out of the corner and on top of Swagger. Fans pop for RVD as he covers Swagger for 2.
More back and forth. Cesaro catches a RVD crossbody but Swagger boots them both to the mat. Swagger with a 2 count. Swagger brings RVD back in from the floor and hits him with knees in the corner. RVD back drops Swagger to the floor. Cesaro backdrops RVD to the floor but RVD hangs on and powerbombs Cesaro on the floor. RVD gets up but Swagger runs over him with a clothesline. Swagger brings RVD back in the ring for a 2 count. Swagger slams RVD on the back of his head for another close 2 count. Swagger with another slam. Swagger nails a Swagger Bomb but RVD kicks out at 2. Cesaro runs in and drops Swagger. Cesaro hits the Cesaro Swing.
RVD breaks up the Swing and covers Cesaro for 2. RVD goes to the top. Swagger runs up and slams him on his face. Swagger with the Patriot Lock. RVD rolls through and kicks Swagger. Cesaro with a springboard uppercut on Swagger, breaking the other struggle. Swagger and Cesaro go at it now. Cesaro stands on the second rope and superplexes Swagger from the apron. RVD nails a Fivestar Frogsplash and steals the pin on Swagger. There was some confusion at first about if he was pinned or not but Swagger is eliminated.
Cesaro with 3 gutwrench slams for a 2 count. Fans chant for Cesaro as Heyman cheers him on. More back and forth. Cesaro blocks a kick and nails a German for 2. RVD goes to the floor but Cesaro leaps off the ring and decks him. Cesaro tosses RVD hard into the fan barrier. Cesaro climbs up on the barrier but RVD takes his leg out. RVD goes to the apron and leaps all the way out, nailing a kick across the back of Cesaro's neck. A big "ECW" chant starts. RVD goes back in and poses. Cesaro comes in and RVD nails Rolling Thunder for a 2 count. RVD nails a split legged moonsault for another 2 count.
RVD brings a trash can from under the ring but Cesaro baseball slides it into him. Fans chant for tables. Cesaro brings RVD back in and grabs the trash can. RVD blocks it and takes him down with a scissors for 2. RVD tosses the can and kicks it into Cesaro's head. RVD puts the can on top of Cesaro. He goes to the top for a Fivestar but Cesaro moves. Cesaro hits a Neutralizer on top of the can for the win.
Winner: Cesaro