bigbadbrother
05-15-2014, 08:34 AM
Missing wife…..
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Color of eyes ?
Husband : Never noticed.
Inspector : Color of hair ?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number, name &color of the car ? . .. . .
Husband : Black Porsche 911 with a 3.5 liter flat 6 engine generating 320 horse power, teamed with an seven -speed PDK automatic transmission with paddle .And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.....and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, .......We will find your car
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Color of eyes ?
Husband : Never noticed.
Inspector : Color of hair ?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number, name &color of the car ? . .. . .
Husband : Black Porsche 911 with a 3.5 liter flat 6 engine generating 320 horse power, teamed with an seven -speed PDK automatic transmission with paddle .And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.....and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, .......We will find your car