chicot60
06-02-2014, 11:31 AM
A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his problems.
He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, *****cat?"
If he sees a woman while on the street, he exclaims "She's A Lady!" which is really driving his wife crazy.
And speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jones' Disease"
"Tom Jones' Disease?
I've never heard of that!
Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"
http://andys-backing-tracks.webs.com/Tom-Jones-4.jpg
He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, *****cat?"
If he sees a woman while on the street, he exclaims "She's A Lady!" which is really driving his wife crazy.
And speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jones' Disease"
"Tom Jones' Disease?
I've never heard of that!
Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"
http://andys-backing-tracks.webs.com/Tom-Jones-4.jpg