Angel Eyes
06-05-2014, 02:44 PM
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Sri Lankan doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....In Sri Lanka, about 6 years ago, we grabbed a village lawyer from down south with no brain, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the country, and now...the whole country is looking for work!!." :D
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Sri Lankan doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....In Sri Lanka, about 6 years ago, we grabbed a village lawyer from down south with no brain, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the country, and now...the whole country is looking for work!!." :D