What to Wear

[jazzman]

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for
the very first time.


The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum
hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well then I'm a-gonna wear me some Floe
resant orange panties.'

' Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I
be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...'

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.


The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right

I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box
first'

[hutch]

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