Yo momma so fat she wakes up o...

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

[Terryl]

Your Momma so fat, she has double back up alarms.

[bkr™]

I need to punt on this one because I have seen yo' mamma...she would kill me.

[Terryl]

Your Momma so fat she gets a ticket for using two lanes when driving on the freeway.

[bigbadbrother]

Your Momma so fat she gets a ticket for using two lanes when riding a bicycle on a one lane road.

[ultraman69er]

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

[bigbadbrother]

Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

[bkr™]

There is not enough material on the fabric rolls to make drawers for yo' mama.

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

[bigbadbrother]

yo mama so poor when she heard about the Last Supper she thought she was running out of food stamps

[whoknows]

Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

[ultraman69er]

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

[ultraman69er]

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

[pa123]

yo Mama's so fat you gotts to roller in flour to find the wet spots! (sorry if its too risky)

[steveOtoo]

I think pa123 should be banned for vulgarity............

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

[bigbadbrother]

yo mama is so stupid i told her it was chilly outside and she grab a spoon and ran out the door

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[bigbadbrother]

Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

[bigbadbrother]

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

[ultraman69er]

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[bigbadbrother]

Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars

[bigbadbrother]

Yo Momma so stank, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.

[ultraman69er]

Your mamma is so fat! She used "Earl Shy" to paint her toenails.