The Gold Urinal

[jazzman]

Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went
> over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious home.
> After drinking several glasses of beer, he asked his host if he could
> use his personal bathroom.
>
> When he entered Bill Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to
> see that Clinton had a golden urinal! Wow!
>
> The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in
> Clinton's private lavatory. "Just think,' he said, 'maybe I should
> get a gold urinal too.
> But on the other hand I think that it may be just a bit too
> self-indulgent...even for a guy like me!"
>
> Later in the week, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told
> Hillary how impressed her husband had been at his discovering that
> Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.
>
> Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
>
> "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
>
> If you aint laughin, you aint alive.