Anubis
07-14-2014, 05:40 PM
This is what happens as we get older.
Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. I placed them on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" .....
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?
Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. I placed them on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" .....
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?