ultraman69er
07-24-2014, 05:41 PM
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the care home one day when Tim turned to the other and said "John I'm really feeling my age today I just hurt all over, how are you feeling? John replied "I feel just like a new born babe" Tim looked at him startled "A New Born babe really?" "Yep, I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."