chicot60
07-26-2014, 09:48 AM
A man called Jim's 80th birthday was coming up. Although he was old, his friends knew that he wasn't exactly on his last legs and so, one day, they sat in a bar discussing what they could do for Jim's birthday.
After about an hour, one of his friends said, "I know - let's have a laugh and send round a prostitute to wish him a happy birthday. The others laughed and heartily agreed.
So, they hired a prostitute and sent her round to Jim's house. When he opened the door, she was standing there wearing nothing but a pair of knee - high leather boots. She said, "Hi there, big boy, I'm here to offer you super sex!"
Jim just looked at her and answered, "It's alright, I'll just have the soup, thanks."
After about an hour, one of his friends said, "I know - let's have a laugh and send round a prostitute to wish him a happy birthday. The others laughed and heartily agreed.
So, they hired a prostitute and sent her round to Jim's house. When he opened the door, she was standing there wearing nothing but a pair of knee - high leather boots. She said, "Hi there, big boy, I'm here to offer you super sex!"
Jim just looked at her and answered, "It's alright, I'll just have the soup, thanks."