jazzman
07-29-2014, 10:26 PM
>> NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN WOMAN!
>>
>> A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in
>> Bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne
>> Of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales
>> Of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door
>> And into the barn.
>>
>> She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly
>> And removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
>> Carpenter's' saw.
>>
>> The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
>> You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
>>
>> The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in
>> Her husband's hand and said ........
>>
>> "Nope....You are!
>>
>> I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
>>
>> A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in
>> Bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne
>> Of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales
>> Of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door
>> And into the barn.
>>
>> She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly
>> And removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
>> Carpenter's' saw.
>>
>> The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
>> You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
>>
>> The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in
>> Her husband's hand and said ........
>>
>> "Nope....You are!
>>
>> I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"