bigbadbrother
08-14-2014, 03:32 AM
WHY DO CONDOMS COME IN PACKS OF 3, 6, AND 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms
son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy" ... then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking
up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February, one for March .......
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms
son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy" ... then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking
up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February, one for March .......