chicot60
08-25-2014, 12:04 PM
Once there was a person who studied to be a doctor. He studied so well that he quickly graduated. So he decided to open up a clinic and put a sign up that said, “If we can’t solve your problem then we’ll give you £5,000 first time and £10,000 the second time”.
Many people tried to get the £5,000, but none succeeded.
One day a man said that he's going get it. He asked his friend to borrow £1,000 and that he’ll pay him back £3,000. So he went to the clinic and said. “Doctor I can’t taste anything please help me!!”.
So the doctor told his nurse, “give me jar of number 14."
He put a spoonfull in the mans mouth and he shouted, “What The Hell, THIS TASTES LIKE HORSE MANURE."
The doctor told him, “See you can taste”.
So the man, angry, went back to his friend the next day and asked to borrow £1,000 and he’ll pay him back £5,000.
He went to the clinic and said, “Doctor, I can’t remember anything!”.
So the doctor asked his nurse, “Bring me jar of number 14."
The man jumped up and shouted, “OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!”http://www.spotlight-forums.com/benidorm/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif
Many people tried to get the £5,000, but none succeeded.
One day a man said that he's going get it. He asked his friend to borrow £1,000 and that he’ll pay him back £3,000. So he went to the clinic and said. “Doctor I can’t taste anything please help me!!”.
So the doctor told his nurse, “give me jar of number 14."
He put a spoonfull in the mans mouth and he shouted, “What The Hell, THIS TASTES LIKE HORSE MANURE."
The doctor told him, “See you can taste”.
So the man, angry, went back to his friend the next day and asked to borrow £1,000 and he’ll pay him back £5,000.
He went to the clinic and said, “Doctor, I can’t remember anything!”.
So the doctor asked his nurse, “Bring me jar of number 14."
The man jumped up and shouted, “OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!”http://www.spotlight-forums.com/benidorm/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif