2 drops of water

[bigbadbrother]

> A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
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> As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and
> it's today.'
>
> The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
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> As the woman finishes her drink The woman to her right says 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
> The old woman says 'Thank you.
> Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
>
> 'Coming up' says the bartender
> As she finishes that drink, The man to her left says
> 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
> The old woman says 'Thank you.
> Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
> 'Coming right up' the bartender says.
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> As he gives her the drink, he says 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. ..Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
> The old woman replies ......'Sonny, when you're my age, You've learned how to hold your liquor...
> Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
>