chicot60
09-17-2014, 11:45 AM
Two Russians boarded a flight from Washington to New York.
One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.
Just before take-off a American guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Russian.
He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Russian in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.”
“No problem,” said the Yank, “Stay there, I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, the Russian picked up the Yank's shoe and spat in it.
When the Yank returned with the Coke, the other Russian said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.”
Again, the Yank obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Russian picked up the other shoe and spat in it too.
The Yank returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.
As the plane was landing the Yankslipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
“How long must this go on?” he asked.
“This enmity between our people…this hatred…this animosity…this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.
Just before take-off a American guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Russian.
He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Russian in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.”
“No problem,” said the Yank, “Stay there, I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, the Russian picked up the Yank's shoe and spat in it.
When the Yank returned with the Coke, the other Russian said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.”
Again, the Yank obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Russian picked up the other shoe and spat in it too.
The Yank returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.
As the plane was landing the Yankslipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
“How long must this go on?” he asked.
“This enmity between our people…this hatred…this animosity…this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”