chicot60
09-22-2014, 12:04 PM
A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar.
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says, Newfoundland.
Well as usual the Texan had no idea where that was.
So Newfie says, "You know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, of course I know where that is."
The Newfie says, "Well then boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours, turn right for about
3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry ride and you're there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "Sounds like that's a long way, that's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right.......
I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says, Newfoundland.
Well as usual the Texan had no idea where that was.
So Newfie says, "You know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, of course I know where that is."
The Newfie says, "Well then boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours, turn right for about
3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry ride and you're there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "Sounds like that's a long way, that's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right.......
I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"