Old is when.....

[chicot60]

I confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?

And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!















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I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought cancer and now battle diabetes




I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.




Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.




Have lost most of my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.









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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.............
But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.


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Know how to prevent sagging skin? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.








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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'








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THE SENILITY PRAYER:
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,

the good fortune to run into the ones I do,

and the eyesight to tell the difference.







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Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.
Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!








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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Shissh It just slipped my mind