bigbadbrother
12-29-2014, 05:21 PM
Random thoughts heading into 2015
Old age comes at a really bad time!
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!<- my fav
The grandkids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my ex- wife took it!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet! But we're starting a new one in 2015
And, the biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Old age comes at a really bad time!
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!<- my fav
The grandkids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my ex- wife took it!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet! But we're starting a new one in 2015
And, the biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."