bigbadbrother
12-30-2014, 04:43 AM
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle into the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" asks Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the pharmacist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
He pours from the bottle into the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" asks Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the pharmacist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."