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bigbadbrother
01-13-2015, 05:39 AM
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The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out
to dinner one night. The
waiter came and took their
drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said
the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said
the second little piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of
beer,' said the third little
piggy.

The drinks were brought
out and the waiter took
their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,'
said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,'
said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of
beer,' said the third little
piggy.

The meals were brought out
and a while later the waiter approached the table and
asked if the piggies would
like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said
the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said
the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots
of beer,' exclaimed the
third little piggy.



'Pardon me for asking,'
said the waiter to the third
little piggy,'

But why have you only
ordered beer all evening?'



You're gonna LOVE me for this....



The third piggy says -


'Well, somebody has to go
'Wee, wee, wee, all the way
home!

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