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dogdayz
01-31-2015, 05:45 PM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

bkr™
01-31-2015, 06:34 PM
Why does the person with the biggest POS rust bucket of a car have an alarm system on it that always goes off in the middle of the night? Nobody wants to steal it anyway!

dogdayz
01-31-2015, 06:58 PM
Why does the person with the biggest POS rust bucket of a car have an alarm system on it that always goes off in the middle of the night? Nobody wants to steal it anyway!
Car alarms may be ok in your own driveway but anywhere else nobody ever pays attention to car alarms anyway.