You Know You're From Canada When.....

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You Know You're From Canada When

You find -40C a little chilly.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deepfreeze.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
jewellery and your Sorels.

You can play road hockey on skates.

You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
Construction.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in
Canada".

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2
pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
plant.

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

You head south to go to your cottage.

You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
prowl on your deck.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.

You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

You know what it means to be on pogey.

You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

You can drink legally while still a teen.

You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.

You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

You have some memento of Doug and Bob.

You know Toronto is not a province.

You never miss "Coaches Corner."

Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.

You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.

You Are Completely Comfortable With The Term “Homo Milk”.

When You Hear “In The Five-hole” And “Spending Some Time In The Box”, You Don’t Think Dirty.

You Give Directions Using Liquor Stores And Beer Stores As Geographical Benchmarks.

You've All Rolled Up The Rim To Win.

You Think ‘Beaver Tail’ Is Delicious.

You Are Angry That You Can’t Watch The Same Commercials As Americans During The Superbowl.