chicot60
03-01-2015, 12:07 PM
Vlady was practicing a eulogy speech for an assassinated Russian politician in front of a mirror... (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xhzdi/vladimir_putin_was_practicing_a_eulogy_speech_for/)
"He was a dear patriot and credit to the Motherland, whom I personally adored as a friend and colleague.
I vow, as leader of Russia, to find the culprits responsible for this vicious murder..."
Putin then stopped and turned to his aide. "Are you sure this strikes the right tone, Yuri? I mean, in terms of timing? I've been a bit preoccupied, so remind me, when was he killed?"
After a few moments consulting his ipad, the aide replies, "Next week, sir."
"He was a dear patriot and credit to the Motherland, whom I personally adored as a friend and colleague.
I vow, as leader of Russia, to find the culprits responsible for this vicious murder..."
Putin then stopped and turned to his aide. "Are you sure this strikes the right tone, Yuri? I mean, in terms of timing? I've been a bit preoccupied, so remind me, when was he killed?"
After a few moments consulting his ipad, the aide replies, "Next week, sir."