chicot60
03-04-2015, 03:41 PM
True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at
6:30, after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits
open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess,
the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas
and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you
bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at
6:30, after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits
open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess,
the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas
and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you
bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."