Lucky You........

[The Cobra]

Lucky you.......yup, lucky you that your wife of 20 yrs is so thoughtful, kind and generous that she would pick up the phone to meet and invite your new "old, frumpy with no friends" secretary Lucy that your boss "made me hire" out to lunch as a surprise to you.

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Lucy


Yep....... Lucky you.

[The Cobra]

Lucky you.....

Yep, lucky you....it`s 90 degrees and your dear wife and 3 kids decide it`s a great day to go to the beach to relax and get some fun in the sun. You get all set up, kids fighting, wife screaming and..........

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sits down next to you smiling to build a sand castle.....and know better than to even look in your wife`s direction.


Yep....lucky you.

[The Cobra]

Lucky you......

Lucky you ......that when you got done cutting the lawn you noticed your new neighbor had dropped and lost her key.

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Lucky you ....that your wife also noticed and took the time to come and help search for it.

Yep..... Lucky you.

[The Cobra]

Get the picture guys???........go for it.

[The Cobra]

Lucky you....

Lucky you to have got 2 tickets to the ball game for you and your 7yr old son on his birthday. Lucky you when you saw who sat next to you....
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Lucky you... that your son didn`t forget his new camera-phone so he could take lots of pictures to send mommy "of daddy`s new friend" during the game....

Yep....Lucky you.

[The Cobra]

Lucky you.....

Lucky you that you`re going to a wedding and just got the inside scoop that the maid of honor who you`ve never met is a hopeless romantic and a roaring drunk at weddings endlessly searching for a partner......

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Lucky you.......you`re the groom and you`re marrying her first cousin with a thyroid problem..

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Yep....lucky you

[The Cobra]

Lucky you......

Summer in construction is brutal enough and now your foreman wants you to train "the new guy" with record high temps in the forecast......you opt out saying you`ve got enough to do over the next few months without training somebody.
Lucky you that your boss let`s you out of the gig and assigns the job permanently to another guy on the hottest day of the year. Lunchtime comes and while you`re boasting about getting out of training the "new guy" sits down across from you.....

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Yep.......Lucky you.

[The Cobra]

Lucky you......

Summer in construction is brutal enough and now your foreman wants you to train "the new guy" with record high temps in the forecast......you opt out saying you`ve got enough to do over the next few months without training somebody.
Lucky you that your boss let`s you out of the gig and assigns the job permanently to another guy on the hottest day of the year. Lunchtime comes and while you`re boasting about getting out of training the "new guy" sits down across from you.....

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Yep.......Lucky you.





and she brings her friend....


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Yep....Lucky you.........

[The Cobra]

Lucky you......

It`s your birthday and you`re going out with the wife and her parents for a quick drink someplace close to where you work...
Well lucky you that the waitresses....

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called you by name and asked if you want the usual.......

Yep....lucky you.

[dishuser]

Lucky you....

Lucky you to have got 2 tickets to the ball game for you and your 7yr old son on his birthday. Lucky you when you saw who sat next to you....
http://www.hablemosdebeisbol.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/Hot-Baseball-Girls-27.jpg

Lucky you... that your son didn`t forget his new camera-phone so he could take lots of pictures to send mommy "of daddy`s new friend" during the game....

Yep....Lucky you.
took the boys to the beach almost 20 years ago when topless was first made legal
3 year old ran around taunting all of them and then run my way
went home and he gave mom the full scoop
good thing thing he forgot the part about the chick that was bottomless...lol

[The Cobra]

took the boys to the beach almost 20 years ago when topless was first made legal
3 year old ran around taunting all of them and then run my way
went home and he gave mom the full scoop
good thing thing he forgot the part about the chick that was bottomless...lol

Thanx dish.....was wondering if anyone was going to reply.

[The Cobra]

Lucky you

You`ve scrimped and saved, pinched pennies and now you`ve finally got yourself that 8 hr plane ride for 2 weeks in Hawaii. Checking out the numbers as you walk down the aisle you find you`ve got the seat next to............

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when the stewardess pipes up that your wife is too fat for one seat and makes her sit in the two next to your dream and moves you to the back of the plane.



yep....lucky you

[The Cobra]

Lucky you.....

You took that Christmas bonus and joined a gym....you`re in your mid to late 40`s and the workouts and tanning finally pay off in spades when a young lady waltzes her way up to you saying she loves free weights but needs a permanent spotter and could you help her out.........

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you rearrange your schedule completely and..........


your insanely jealous wife announces it would be nice to start doing things together and also uses her Christmas bonus to join the same club...

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yep.....Lucky you

[The Cobra]

Lucky you.....

Your wife after 20 yrs of marriage, 3 kids and an added 30 lbs announces "I`m not happy anymore, we never talk, you never pay attention to me and I want a separation boo hoo hoo". You`re devastated but get her to agree to counseling where your family doctor recommends........





You are doomed when the 2 of you hit it off big time and she agrees to a couple "professional" dates to get to know you better.

Lucky you....she`s a consumate professional AKA.......you got nothing..
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