chicot60
03-08-2015, 01:32 AM
A guy arrives at the gates of heaven.....
St. Peter welcomes him and gives him a tour of the main building.
One of the room is filled with clocks.
St. Peter explains: "These clocks keep track of every lie someone deceased or still alive has ever made.
For example, this is Mother Teresa's clock.
The time is exactly midnight 0 minutes 3 seconds, which means she has lied three times in her life.
Bill Cosby's clock just went forward a second, which means he just lied."
After some looking around, the guy says: "with all that's coming out recently, I was curious as to see how many lies Putin has said, but I can't seem to find his clock. Do you know where it is?"
To which St. Peter replies: "Oh, Jesus brought that one to his office.
He uses it as a fan."
St. Peter welcomes him and gives him a tour of the main building.
One of the room is filled with clocks.
St. Peter explains: "These clocks keep track of every lie someone deceased or still alive has ever made.
For example, this is Mother Teresa's clock.
The time is exactly midnight 0 minutes 3 seconds, which means she has lied three times in her life.
Bill Cosby's clock just went forward a second, which means he just lied."
After some looking around, the guy says: "with all that's coming out recently, I was curious as to see how many lies Putin has said, but I can't seem to find his clock. Do you know where it is?"
To which St. Peter replies: "Oh, Jesus brought that one to his office.
He uses it as a fan."