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chicot60
03-13-2015, 09:49 PM
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat.

http://www.onlinebingo-gaming.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/05/75-bingo-card.jpg

She says “Honey, look what I won at bingo” .

Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring.

She says, “Honey look what I won at bingo” .

Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says “Honey, look what I won at bingo” .

The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks - “Honey shall I draw you a bath?”

To which she replies “Why sure” .

As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub.

She asks “how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?”

To which the husband replies... “I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet” !