bigbadbrother
03-14-2015, 02:33 AM
Number 9 -
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 -
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 6 -
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them
apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 -
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do
today might burn your ass tomorrow.
…and
as someone recently said to me:
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 -
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 6 -
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them
apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 -
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do
today might burn your ass tomorrow.
…and
as someone recently said to me:
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.