chicot60
03-19-2015, 06:40 PM
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar.
The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix.
The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet.
The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert.
The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes.
The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar.
The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix.
The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet.
The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert.
The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes.
The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."