Little Lizard

[zombola]

A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey.
The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot.
So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint.
The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth.
Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water.
All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water.
Hey little buddy waz up said the croc.
I just got stoned with my pal the monkey.
Really said the croc, where is he I want some.
He is through the brush and up the tree.
So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree.
The monkey said holy **** how much did you drink little buddy.