chicot60
03-28-2015, 01:09 PM
I was in the pub last night when the barman asked me, "How come I never see you in here with Pete any more?" (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/30jz4u/i_was_in_the_pub_last_night_when_the_barman_asked/)
I asked him, "Would you drink with a bloke who's a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything you have, and when your back is turned he tries to screw your wife and daughter?"
"Bloody hell! No!" he said, somewhat flabbergasted.
"Well, neither will Pete."
I asked him, "Would you drink with a bloke who's a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything you have, and when your back is turned he tries to screw your wife and daughter?"
"Bloody hell! No!" he said, somewhat flabbergasted.
"Well, neither will Pete."