chicot60
04-07-2015, 01:45 PM
Woman gets a job at a sex shop. Owner is called away during her first day there and becomes nervous at the thought of managing the shop on her own. He tells her to just do the best she can, and leaves.
First customer walks in and asks..."How much for the white Dildo?" The woman behind the counter sheepishly answers..."20 bucks". The customer buys the dildo and leaves.
10 minutes later another customer walks in and asks...."How much for the black dildo?" The woman, growing even more nervous, answers..."30...30 bucks". The customer buys the dildo and leaves.
Another 15 minutes later, a third customer walks in and excitedly asks..."How much for the plaid dildo?". The woman behind the counter hesitantly answers "50 bucks". The customer buys the dildo and leaves.
5 minutes later the store owner calls in to see how sales were going. The woman by now was frantic because it's her first day and she didn't know the costs and wasn't yet familiar with the place. The boss tries to calm her down by reassuring her it couldn't be that bad.
The woman starts rattling off her sales....."Well I sold the white dildo for $20". The boss says..."Ok...not bad. You covered for yourself. No harm done"
"I sold the black dildo for $30" she says. The Boss is a bit more relieved. "You got back some of what you lost on the white one...that's good....what else?"
"and I sold your thermos for 50....
First customer walks in and asks..."How much for the white Dildo?" The woman behind the counter sheepishly answers..."20 bucks". The customer buys the dildo and leaves.
10 minutes later another customer walks in and asks...."How much for the black dildo?" The woman, growing even more nervous, answers..."30...30 bucks". The customer buys the dildo and leaves.
Another 15 minutes later, a third customer walks in and excitedly asks..."How much for the plaid dildo?". The woman behind the counter hesitantly answers "50 bucks". The customer buys the dildo and leaves.
5 minutes later the store owner calls in to see how sales were going. The woman by now was frantic because it's her first day and she didn't know the costs and wasn't yet familiar with the place. The boss tries to calm her down by reassuring her it couldn't be that bad.
The woman starts rattling off her sales....."Well I sold the white dildo for $20". The boss says..."Ok...not bad. You covered for yourself. No harm done"
"I sold the black dildo for $30" she says. The Boss is a bit more relieved. "You got back some of what you lost on the white one...that's good....what else?"
"and I sold your thermos for 50....