A Limerick About a Man From Peru

[NHL]

There was a young man from Peru

Who fell asleep in a canoe.

He dreamt that Venus

Was strokin' his penis

And woke with a handful of goo

[whoknows]

A fellow named Teddy Magee,
Rolling homeward one night from a spree,
Met the parson, who said,
"Ah! drunk again, Ted!"
"Sho’ am I, parson,” gurgled Magee.

[shinning]

There was a young soldier from Kent
Whose lance was so long that it bent
To save all the trouble
He put it in double
So instead of coming he went.

[KIDWCKED]

ole Milly make water down by the ole mill stream..
she pissed for an hour and quarter
and you couldnt see her belly for steam

[The Cobra]

Bite my nipples; spank my butt,
Don't ask why; don't ask what.Strip my bra; strip my skirt,
And let's make love; let me squirt.
Spread my legs; grab my breast,
Beware the man... you`re under arrest.

[whoknows]

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck,

Cause Jill's real name was Randy!